Very Funny Story

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A bunch of guys are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-functio­n and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the shopping center and found this beautiful leather coat.

It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, .. go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “Only $95, 000?

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950, 000?

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” The guy hangs up.

The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape….. He smiles and asks:

“Anyone know who this phone belongs to?” - See more at: http://inspireurfriend.blogspot.com/2013/07/so-funny.html#sthash.ka4OWXuG.dpuf